Spamming thoughts of an englishman

Quirky and slightly socially inept Englishman, thought that kinda comes with being a nerd doesn't it?
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annaakana:

swiftsugg:

I don’t understand why you would romaticize an entire race as being submissive or weak or docile or delicate or fragile or whatever the fuck is the allure of asian women?

holy shit I just realized how buff i am. gross.

but also heeeeey 

lokiwholockfactory:

dean-and-samwinchester:

beaupansie:

dean-is-an-assbutt:

tinventari:

foreverthesluttiestkids:

celinequeenofrhuttlia:

one-to-tennant:


TELL ME WHY THIS EXISTS OTHER THAN TO HAUNT ME
I MEAN, JESUS CHRIST, SCULPTORS
THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING



I’m pretty sure they’ve created the most terrifying Doctor Who reference ever.
Count the shadows and whatever you do, don’t blink.

Someone calls the doctor…the winchesters…someone!

I do believe that the original picture is supposed to be of Hel from Norse mythology. She was half woman half skeleton/corpse. o-o 

and, if someone’s interested, she was Loki’s daughter

God damn it, Loki. Keep it in your pants.



I AM PEEING

This fucking post jumped fandom AND I LOVE IT

lokiwholockfactory:

dean-and-samwinchester:

beaupansie:

dean-is-an-assbutt:

tinventari:

foreverthesluttiestkids:

celinequeenofrhuttlia:

one-to-tennant:

TELL ME WHY THIS EXISTS OTHER THAN TO HAUNT ME

I MEAN, JESUS CHRIST, SCULPTORS

THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING

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I’m pretty sure they’ve created the most terrifying Doctor Who reference ever.

Count the shadows and whatever you do, don’t blink.

Someone calls the doctor…the winchesters…someone!

I do believe that the original picture is supposed to be of Hel from Norse mythology. She was half woman half skeleton/corpse. o-o 

and, if someone’s interested, she was Loki’s daughter

God damn it, Loki. Keep it in your pants.

I AM PEEING

This fucking post jumped fandom AND I LOVE IT

(via allons-ytobakerstreet)

snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

(via earthintheclouds)

thrillboswaggins:

joehwh0:

gUYS WE’VE BEEN NOTICED

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(via uncaughtcriminal)

nothingbutacheat:

loki-of-sassgaard:

thedailysuperhero:

When Marvel wants you to play the lead in Guardians of the Galaxy you get ripped. Chris Pratt one year ago compared to now.

Now, how many horrible questions do you think he’s going to get about what foods he misses, or how hard it was to be able to fit into his costume?

#spoilers: none

(via assbutt-in-the-garrison)

psychara:

mintgreenhair:

i-n-k-redible:

no tattoos, but daaaaamn

reblogging this once again, it’s so cool

she is sooo fierce!

(via amichan123)

betalars:

friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.

(via supremesoufflegirl)

ivoryathena:

Badass women from history

  1. Leather clad English rocker girl
  2. Women boxing on a roof in LA (1933)
  3. Ellen O’Neal, the greatest woman freestyle skateboarder in the 1970s
  4. Elspeth Beard, first Englishwoman to circumnavigate the world by motorcycle

(via cesiasaurus)

thegeekcooks:

This is basically what it’s like to be an adult.

(via winchesterlicious)

thegeekcooks:

This is basically what it’s like to be an adult.

(via winchesterlicious)

best-of-funny:

praises:

revitalisation:

this is spectacular 

this may the best post ever #10 is my favorite

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thranduil-the-elven-king:

raikoh14:

Felt like drawing this which is about famous dragons that lived on Middle Earth. If people thought Smaug was huge, well he is basically an ant compared to Ancalagon. Granted, I am not so sure if I got the other dragon’s sizes and look correct, but I wanted to basically do my take on them.

Smaug you aren’t so fire and death now are you

mannurse:

saraispollita:

mannurse:

myutsuu:

applepunch-rp:

arbor-viridanus:

justbriann:

It literally says it might make you sweat. Just in a really fancy way. Lol

Well yeah, dihydrogen monoxide is water.

I want one

diaphoresis means u gotta pee, I need this thing

Want.

Diaphoresis is sweating; micturition is urination.

Micturation is need, desire, urge to urinate.

I am a nerd.

Gahhhh marthoning reading john green books wasn’t i swell idea, i’m now quite an emotional fumble of a man